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jasonhorton: This is what those annoying Facebook statuses would be like in real life conversations Make sure to subscribe
blazepress: When a hot girl changes her Facebook status to single.
ilestrebecca: My facebook status was semper fi. Sean is STILL going at this. I’ll post another soon…semper fi
My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook statuses
Just saw a facebook status:
polkadottingrainbows: lol is the words of my gf…. dasssme!!
My reaction to 99% of peoples Facebook status'
From my roommate's facebook status:
southern-conservatism: unadoring: dancinggonthesand: f3rsure: me How I think some people update their Facebook statuses me in school liberals
theblacksexaddict: Facebook Status “Suckin’ Tavon’s Dick~” WTF?!?!?
lgbtqgmh: comingoutdoc: Traumatizing kids everywhere [Facebook status update reads,‘Conversation with Max as we drive to the book store:Max: Dad, do boys sometimes marry boys?Me: Yep.Max: And girls sometimes marry girls?Me: Yep.Max: Why?Me: That’s
When people argue via Facebook status.
When people like their own facebook status/picture
im not a facebook status you dont have to like me
subjuanita: Updating her Facebook status to “Cuffed and Gagged”. L
yes, i am de-friending you because your status says "ugh I ate too much spaghetti last night"
womeninlingerieblog:13 of the funniest Facebook status updates from parents » http://t.co/f7QfA9vbKE
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
If Historical Events Had Facebook Statuses
thedailywhat: Facebook Status Update of the Day: Revenge is a dish best served where everyone can see the bastard eat it. [reddit.]
… it looks like my years and years of gifting my wisdom to the world have paid off. Well done disciple… well done…
The 17 Stupidest Facebook Statuses Ever Published. I Nearly Died Laughing After Reading #7
ilovesmoothjazz1998: crrocs: ilovesmoothjazz1998: why do people think its cool to make 100% of their facebook statuses tumblr posts. Why HOW IS THIS REAL
jaettecazhen:Facebook Status FAILS# 3 Heartbroken GirlTiming is everything when someone goes through a breakup. But sometimes you really need to know if the assignment is due tomorrow.READMORE?
stability: people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
tea-and-tumblr: snorlaxatives: i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2 “wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming”
mishasassbutt:mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
pastel-fluff-witch: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she
love-pussy-love-dick:babes-sex-and-other-things:Post your most recent Facebook status here. *LOL* Like that’s what you’d be focused on if you were with her!
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
glowcloud: seventieth: brainstatic: Do you have any idea how easy it is to fake a Facebook status? I don’t know how to use photoshop and this isn’t from some joke website. This is 10 seconds with the tools built into Google Chrome. Please question
mother-teresa-with-a-dick: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because
Wer steht auf Katerina Konec?Hab die junge Katerina oben ohne gerade auf Twitter gestellt:https://twitter.com/FrauFickvieh/status/1476130672033124352?s=20Später hat die Gute ganz schön zugenommen …Bitte mal alle kurz die Facebook-Seite liken,
snorlaxatives: i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2
i laughed way too hard at this
catchaglimpseofalleble: tea-and-tumblr: snorlaxatives: i don’t understand people who make multiple facebook statuses every day like wtf i haven’t made a facebook status since like world war 2 “wow this trench sucks #didnazithatcoming”
You know you officially won if someone makes a status about you. I mean, I'm truly honored to have won so many times ;*.
I guess people think I’m funny? my comment got more likes than the status. woohoo.
Well the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a status
sunshinewithfitturtles: fuckingstevenglansberg: There is one kid on facebook who bothers me endlessly. He comes off as insensitive and rude. Most of his statuses are him complaining about everything, including facebook statuses. I think this sums him
best-of-memes: Facebook Statuses -10 Differences Between Boys And Girls http://firstmemes.net/facebook-statuses-differences-between-boys-and-girls
probend: it is 12:00am, jauary 1st, 2013. the teen girl rushes to her macbook pro to update her facebook status. “i haven’t seen you guys since last year!” she writes, smiling to herself. her status quickly begins to get likes. the world erupts